Wine Taster Wanted

Posted on Monday, April 20th, 2015 at 12:36 pm by Diamond Jim

WINE TASTER WANTED

 

 In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.


A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position..


The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.


They tested him.


They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a Muscat,  three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.


Another glass.

"It's red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct."


A third glass.

''It's Champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.


The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something.


She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.


"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.

And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"


HIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE !


TO MY FRIENDS WHO ENJOY A GLASS OF WINE...

And those who don't.


As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria

Found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..


However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer 

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.

THEREFORE, IT'S BETTER TO DRINK WINE, BEER OR SPIITS AND TALK STUPID, THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

 



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