The Night Light

Posted on Wednesday, February 4th, 2015 at 5:27 pm by Diamond Jim

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The Night Light

An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come  back with normal results. 

The doctor says, "George,  everything looks great. How are you doing mentally  and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" 
George  replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor  eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get up in the  middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The  light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes  off." 
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. 
A little later in the day, the doctor calls  George's wife. 

"Ethel," he says, "George is doing  fine!  But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.  Is it true that he gets up  during the night, and poof! the light goes on in the  bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes  off?" 
"Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims  Ethel.  "He's  peeing in the refrigerator again!"