The blonde and the dead pilot

Posted on Friday, August 17th, 2012 at 1:52 pm by Diamond Jim

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

The pilot has a heart attack and dies. . . She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.

And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Oh my God, Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.

'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio. . ."Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . "