Texas Funeral Notice

Posted on Tuesday, March 31st, 2015 at 2:41 pm by Diamond Jim

A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that  if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of  gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.  She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot  hole where the crematorium used to be.