Saturday Door Knocker

Posted on Thursday, March 29th, 2012 at 12:47 pm by Diamond Jim

There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said "Come in and sit down." I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?" He said, "Beats the crap out of me... nobody ever let me in before."