Miracle of toilet paper

Posted on Wednesday, October 29th, 2014 at 2:56 pm by Diamond Jim

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MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
  
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.  I stopped.   'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?' 


He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.



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