Married 50 Years

Posted on Thursday, May 8th, 2014 at 2:37 pm by Diamond Jim

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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,


Honey, fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
 
Now ... I have a $1,500,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with
a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
 
My wife is a very reasonable woman.  She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
 
Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!



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