Magic Green Hat

Posted on Friday, September 5th, 2014 at 3:23 pm by Diamond Jim

 

 

MY MAGIC GREEN HAT
 
Earlier this year while on vacation to escape the snow and cold, I passed through Florida on my  way to the Caribbean cruise.  The day after returning from my  cruise, I wasn't feeling very well and decided that I really needed  some medical assistance . . . and decided to visit the emergency room  at the closest medical facility.

Realizing that it would likely be very crowded and not wanting to sit there waiting for 4-5 hours to be seen, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

As soon as I entered the E.R., I noticed that over 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't really that sick after  all.

I'm believing that MAGIC GREEN  HAT cut at least 3 hours off my waiting  time.

Here's a picture of my hat: 

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It also works at the Dept. of  Motor Vehicles.  It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, many of which were still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store as well.

But . . . don't try it at  McDonald's.

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my  order!



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