Jokes For Men Only

Posted on Friday, January 16th, 2015 at 5:00 pm by Diamond Jim

Jokes For Men Only

The human body has 7 trillion nerves.......my wife manages to get on every one of them.

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I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant...It makes the wife look like she’s actually moving during sex.

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A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, “No! No! Don't enter that church, you damn fool !!!”

His wife asks him, “What are you watching?”

Husband replies, “Our wedding video”

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I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper”

“Don't be silly,” she said “You can borrow my iPad”

That spider never knew what hit it.



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