Football Humor

Posted on Tuesday, February 10th, 2015 at 7:54 pm by Diamond Jim

It's all over for a year, so now back to football jokes. These have been around before but a review might make you chuckle.


Ohio State 's Urban Meyer discussing one of his players:

"He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."


Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress for the game  on Saturday, go hunting  on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday .


What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?



How many Minnesota freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.


How did the Iowa State football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.


Two Texas A&M football players were walking in the woods.  One of them said, "Look, a dead bird." 

The other looked up in the sky and said,  "Where?”


What do you say to a Michigan State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise?"


If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.


How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.


What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

Almost a full set of teeth.


University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke said he is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; believe it or not the other half can dress themselves.


Indiana is considering changing the team name of their football team to the Possums. They play dead at home and get killed on the road.


How do you get a former star Wisconsin football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.