Choosing a wife

Posted on Friday, February 27th, 2015 at 9:20 pm by Diamond Jim

A man wanted to  get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.  He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with  the money.

The first  does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done,  new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.  She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because  she loves him so much.

The man was  impressed.

The second  goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs,  some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she  presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him  because she loves him so much..

Again, the  man is impressed.

The third  invests the money in the stock market.  She earns several times the $5,000.  She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint  account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she  loves him so much.

Obviously,  the man was impressed.

The man  thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd  given her.

he married the one  with the biggest boobs.


And on another  note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is more  money being spent on breast implants and Viagra  today  than on  Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large  elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no  recollection of what to do with them.