Bert's New Boots

Posted on Tuesday, December 16th, 2014 at 7:28 pm by Diamond Jim

Bert, age 80, always wanted a  pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore  them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to  his wife,
"Notice anything  different about me?"

Margaret, who is 75, looked him over.  "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen  completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a  little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up  and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was  hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious,  Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Should've bought a hat, Bert ... You should've bought a hat!



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