AMA Weighs In On Obamacare

Posted on Saturday, November 9th, 2013 at 9:54 am by Diamond Jim

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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the

Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the

Internists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty

Cardiologists just didn't have the heart for it

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.



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